THE PARK AVENUE INSINUATOR
Our lips are plumped, NOT sealed!
On which snooty couple has the economic climate not just rained but poored?
Which Upper East Side couple is now rumored to be serving as the supers of their luxury apartment building?
Which newly minted fugitive wanted by Immigration is seeking refuge with Manhattan’s most scandalized twosome? Keeping it hush-hush is near impossible when they’re pimping her out in the Times!
Which southern belle (shaped) social climber was caught munching on an XXX-tra long sausage? Not so wrong you say? Well, the juicy link was not her hubby’s!
Which Park Avenue luxury apartment building’s female tenants have their tootsies in a twist since their Valentino pumps have all gone missing? Twenty pairs in one month. Could the thieving heel be a foot fancier?
