OVERHEARD ON PARK AVENUE

I would do it myself but I’m not qualified for laborious, um...labor. I'm a debutante. A model. A trophy wife, if you will. - Catherine

The Chinese are the Mexicans of the Far East! - Peter

It was an Hermes Birkin bag and it cost more than my new liver! - Catherine

Ling Ling! Where did you come from? Is there a hole to China under there? - Peter

That Sally Struthers bitch is stuffing her bulbous little head with Ethiopian food while we’re starving to death! Peter, we don’t even have paté! - Catherine

I love scat! That Ella Fitzgerald is amazing. - Peter

It was the 70’s. But I don’t see how my three-way with Henry Winkler is relevant here. - Catherine